PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a